Happy Wolf Moon, everyone. youtu.be/3e1gkynGXXM?si…

This is the day that dyslexics fear more than any other. Happy Friday the 31st, everyone!

I’m surprised he didn’t call it The Golf of America.

Today, my little girl turns 20. I’m so glad she made it! Here’s to wishing my Pumpkin a very happy birthday, and hopefully many more to come! 😻 #cat #cats #cats_of_world #catlovers #catloversclub #ilovemycat #CatsOfTwitter #blackandwhite #tuxedocat #tuxedocats #catslovers

The secret to Pumpkin’s longevity. 😏🍷

The sorting hat is just a shit emoji. 💩 Change my mind.

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And shortly after May the 4th came… A New Pope.

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People often feel bad about laughing at the shit I say. I love those people. Those are my people.

Ostracized: something that’s rather large; roughly the size of an ostrich.

I don’t know why Genies aren’t classified as monsters. As soon as you make a wish, the first thing they do is painstakingly analyze every word you said as they try to find a way to fuck you.

I believe God loves comedians. I just don’t believe in God.

Here is the design for Gateways: Volume Three. And just like the stories within, the covers have gotten crazier for each book. #amwriting #write #writer #writers #author #writing #horror #amwritinghorror #horrorfans #shortstory #shortstories #book #bookcover #coverart #art

Apparently, Jason Voorhees’s actual birthday was on this day, June 13th, 1946. But here’s the real kicker. I just looked it up, and that day fell on a Thursday! Our childhood has been ruined. 😭 Thursday the 13th sounds like something Daffy Duck would say. 😫

Happy 50th anniversary to JAWS, released on this day, June 20th, 1975. And there’s my cat, Pumpkin, giving her own tribute to this classic as she turned 20 this year. #Jaws50 #jaws50thanniversary #Jaws

This was one of my favorite films when I was a kid. I used to rent it on VHS constantly. I’m about to see it again on Tubi for the first time since I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. Wish me luck that I wasn’t a total twat for enjoying it.

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