Nearly 5minutes to read 6 words. This is a party that understands their supporters. 🤣😂

Cock and balls oilslick on our street yesterday morning. Disgraceful. Will someone please think of the children?

Dog pissed on my leg this morning mistaking it for a tree. Man's best friend. #dogs #urine #Shower

I'm back at YorkshireLive and ExaminerLive on the tourism beat. I'm like a homing pigeon. examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/whats…

Michael J 🦊 and the Double Egg Conundrum #wildlife #foxes #trailcam

Wildlife photography can be a dangerous business. #fail #trailcam

Holmfirth's own Roy Castle holds his own with the greatest drummer of all time, Buddy Rich. Oh...and Sammy Davis Jr.

I've just received and vigorously declined an invitation to write a 'culinary guide' to Saudi Arabia, fully funded by the Saudi govt. It's a murderous, homophobic, misogynistic regime. I've been shocked by the willingness of various hospitality businesses to take their money 1/

Always happy to bang the drum for #Halifax . I got married there an' all.

One day old @Bettys Fat Rascal. Still mint. #Yorkshire

The evil thuggery conducted in the name of 'patriotism' over the last few days shows little has changed since the times of Mark Twain.

Not sure I'd go quite as far as @simon_price01 but Oasis post Some Might Say are like listening to cold porridge.

£14.85 you say? Very reasonable. Oh... 😆

Introducing our latest garden resident... Big Lenny! 🦡🦡🦡 #badgers #trailcam Sound on... he's a noisy eater.

Blimey, Bury Market is getting as bad as ticketmasteruk I give up. With Jennifer Banks The Bitch Dog 💀🦴🏴‍☠️ and the wonderful ladies of #BuryMarket #DynamicPricing #Oasis25 #Ticketmaster

I'm on FailArmy at 9min 45sec. There is no greater honour. youtu.be/gCsqMhUN_-k?si…

Jamaican-Yorkshire brunch: fried plantain with hot sauce, fried eggs and beans with Hendo's. #yorkshire #Sheffield #Jamaica #brunch

Oh deer me. #dashcam #deer

Family holiday destination revisited 35 years later. Still no amusement arcade. Disgraceful. #yorkshiretourism #yorkshire examinerlive.co.uk/news/tourism/r…

Another woman victim reduced to a prurient epithet. What do you reckon Hallie Rubenhold ? examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-new…