Why do the toilet signs at Cork airport look like they belong in the opening credits of The Office?

Jermaine Jenas at the front of the queue

Think David Mitchell may have something to say about Victoria Coren Mitchell claiming that “Numberwang” was an Armstrong and Miller creation 🙈 #OnlyConnect

#CreweAlex

Ask Paul what he thinks of the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre #skynfl

Haha, no way!

200 countries out of the 195 in the world is VERY impressive 👏👏👏

Walking football

Just me, or have they sped Carrie Underwood up this week? #SundayNightFootball #SNF

Hey B&Q , can I check if the crocodiles and T-Rex are included in the price or not? Thanks. diy.com/departments/du…

Arthur Read beats this #ColU #CreweAlex

Lee Bell going with a 4-1-5 formation this year?? #CreweAlex

This one on Lundy Island takes it for me

Sounds like there’s a very distressed seagull at the Falcons game

Just checking I haven’t missed an email about being mascot tonight Crewe Alexandra ? Got my shirt and shorts on just in case #CreweAlex

Not surprised we’ve not scored tonight tbh if there were no goalposts

Biggest game of the season so far. This is 4-0 or 0-2. There’s no in between. #crewealex

Coming of age came for Thibaut today btw. 100/1 to score a hat-trick… #crewealex