// i have 2 write dom dazai for a fic but somehow he’s completely flip turned upside down and my muse will NOT cooperate he’s just sticking his metaphorical ass out like “pls 🥺 cock pls??? 🥺🥺🥺” i HATE HIM

I keep getting ads for some kind of… Viagra rip off, but it claims it can keep you “hard for 36 hours”. First of all, I can do that myself, thank you.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Chuuya sit normally in a chair. He’s always doing some nonsense.

Valentine’s day is tomorrow… Ladies, please remember— No explosives this year, alright? And no, I don’t favor anyone in particular, so please don’t fight amongst each other. You ALL are equally beautiful to me. ❤️

Happy valentine’s day, my lovelies~! Thank you for all the gifts already! I’m not sure how you all found my home address but thank you nonetheless!

// ghost notif what r u……. hewwo….??? h-hewwo???? who’s in my house

Before I die, I want to get a tortoise. I’ll then bequeath it to Chuuya in my will. Knowing that he is far too much of a sap to get rid of a live animal, he’ll be stuck with it for his entire life.

Peanis ?

Autism be damned my boy can eat pussy

Yes, I have a PHD. Pretty Hard Dick. 😎👉👉

そういえばタグで使ったのに出してなかった 🤕cos

Before i decided on the triples i toyed with the idea of skk have one daughter. This are old-ish doodles of it [ #文スト #BSD #Soukoku #skk #Dazai #Chuuya]

why the FUCK is my dick so hard