/ modern au james the type to organize a trip to maga for the gryffindor lads but lose his passport the day before they leavs

/ gryffindor having full-house sleep overs in the common room and the house elves putting in complaints

/ bitch rewrite the canon invent hiphop urself BITCH MAKE BIGGIE A FUCKIN WIZARD

MY MAIN MAAAAAN

GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, THE ONLY SNAKE I'LL EVER LOVE. x.com/whoshotsmalls/…

Adds this to his graduation goals. x.com/whoshotsmalls/…

I got the succ x.com/whoshotsmalls/…

It's guy love... Between two guys.... x.com/whoshotsmalls/…

"If I'm boring then you lot are as entertaining as dead women walking. Scrap that. That would be amusing at first."

Who the fuck is Snow White?

Remembers what Biggie taught him. "Fuck bitches get snitches." x.com/whoshotsmalls/…

James nods, arm around Sirius Black's waist, "You're right mate. Things are getting stagnant." Cheesy fucking grin.

...Embarrassment isn't a good look on James. He doesn't take it well either. "Are you playing a trick on me with these names?" Carol York️

Scowls. Getting irritated. "You're just taking the piss, Evans. Sod off." He hates feeling stupid. x.com/oddlybrave/sta…

"IS THAT A SLIGHT UPON MY MOTHERS HONOUR? MY FATHERS? YOU DARE—!"

/ oops. that was not meant for this acc.

/ the ugliest of all x.com/mostgraceless/…

/ tru :/ x.com/mostgraceless/…

/ STOP IT DONT DO THIS TO ME FUCKIN SUCK MY DICK x.com/mostgraceless/…

/ my official fancast for lily evans aaaaaaaaaah