Yeah - it’s through the door in the back right corner of our bar

#RaiseHail

We’re not boarded up- we always look like this.

Bad week for America. GREAT week for squirting straight liquor into your face.

Here’s the trick, no one gives a shit about the gender stuff if your bathroom has a billion other problems

Dan's Cafe I got my ass ate in the dans cafe bathroom

“I’ll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.

Amateur stuff. We only need 16hrs per week.

Good thing his supporters already know how to get inside

Welcome to Hipster Field at Gentrification Yards. Sushi sales end at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

Barred in DC Probably not signature, or a cocktail, but, I've never seen some shit like this anywhere else.

“Presenting opposing views… Today the internet does that job” [Cracks knuckles, rolls neck] Ok, let’s fucking go, you book hawking penis in a muscle shirt

A better advertisement we could not have.

If your group chat isn’t discussing: - squirting liquor into your face - playing Celine Dion on jukeboxes - not playing pool - secret plans to bomb Arab countries You need to find a new circle- your network is your net worth!

Get me to God's country

No one is better at sweeping sex scandals under the rug

We’ve seen messier.

Stop asking if we can add a Zyn to your Jack and coke.