Ukiona mtu anadefend sana mashoga ujue tu hata yeye ni mmoja wao.

Roses are red i'm liking my lips, A booty that big could cause an eclipes.

Lakini watu huwa na reputation to protect ni 'happily married'. Sisi single n miserable ata ukatuita ghey it means nothing

Kuomoka haina formula. Majembe and Mbavu Destroyer watapata 2 million each casually juu ya small small online drama. Alafu kuna mtu wa degree atapata two million after 10 years from now na itakuwa ya loans ama they will never hold such amounts of money once.

Imagine uko na watoi you're poor and they look at you ati our father is poor? Hata wakiwa pale chuo hawaezi engage in a conversation ju wanazimwa haraka sana we nyamaza ama utakua maskini just like your father.

Her: hey bro unaeza niokolea 200 apo Him: You can't start a sentence with capital letter Her: Hey Bro unaeza niokolea 200 Him: Sina 😂💔

"Niko poa ni kung'ang'ana tu" should be added to the kenyan national anthem

Twitter hukuwa funny,sai naona kila mtu ameswitch kudanganya SIFUNA vile wako nyuma yake😂Atashangaa sana

Nani akisema lazima ukule lunch saa Saba mimi by saa tatu nishapika Ugali kubwa kama matako ya Omanga

My friends don’t believe everything they see online. Yesterday I tried showering with salt like I saw somewhere, and today I woke up from some really strange dreams

Beautiful women all over but a mf just decides to be gay!

Before uende kubanter mtu angalia kwanza kama ushaimdm😂😂

Tangu ninunue iPhone 17pro max nazoom tu ushago kuconfirm kama kuku zangu ziko zote, Ile mcheso ya kuku zako zilikuliwa na mwewe raundi hii mathe hapenyi 😂😂

Mbona alcohol companies don't give walevi gigs za kuadverts their products. Are they ashamed of their customers 💔😂

khalif kairo One day I wake and click add it to a cart without hesitation,wait it will be for mama first then mama watoto

Even though God knows I'm not a humble guy, but he will still lure me to a gold GTI, I'm just a luo like Bro from Siaya

Mi naona Oburu anataka tu kuponda mali araka araka kabla akufe 🤣