Lee: Who's played Warzone the most? Danny by a mile a bet... Me: 😬 Lee: ... 29 and a half days. You could have learned French!

Girlfriend made me a birthday cake Dr Disrespect yehyehyehyehyeh

Things are heating up at The Scottish Dr Disrespect Arena ya ya ya. Also, I may have lost the plot. #Doctober2021

itsjohnnysniper#1442029 Call of Duty #WarzoneReport

Does anyone with 2 seating tickets for ENTER SHIKARI tonight in Edinburgh want to swap for 2 standing? Hurt my back recently and think I'll struggle to stand for the whole gig 🥲

Caldera stats looking healthy 🔫

Fuck off 😂😂😂

Also had no idea they had an actual walloper n baas

2.30am and I’m lying trying to sleep in a van at my work because I’ve had to work very late. Stay in school, ok?

Cycling from Glasgow > Edinburgh in a few weeks. Fundraising to help the homeless and would greatly appreciate any donations ❤️🚴 breakthecycle.enthuse.com/pf/twcc-elite-…

Is there some sort of medical condition for watching the same TV show almost every week for approximately 20 years? To the point where your pals send you texts with a brief scene description and you send a video back acting it out with frightening accuracy? Pls?

The number 1 fucking worst thing about TikTok is the persistent videos on self diagnosis of ADHD. Fucking drives me up the wall. You do not have ADHD because you can cross your eyes or because you like the sound of rain, you fucking idiots.

Hermes. You can hide behind your name change all you want, but you’re still the worst cunts at delivering anything on time.

Aw my god TV Licensing enough of the cock teasing and just send someone out

Selling 2x tickets to Novo Amor tonight in Edinburgh. Would take £25 for both.

Looking to buy a ticket to see COUNTERPARTS tomorrow in Glasgow. Anyone selling?