I don’t care. And that’s the saddest thing I could ever imagine saying about my sports fandom.

DNC reading this and slowly realizing YouTube isn’t the source of their 4,000 failures

I mean SOMETHING has to matter at some point right?

hatton- *breaks putter in half, stabs shaft through an old man’s throat and then chokes out a child* commentators- “haha there goes hatton, always animated”

Watching Scottie surgically obliterate the field is actually exciting as hell #TheOpen

Setting aside the “I would laugh if not for the dystopian hellscape this is creating” lying here, Ocean of Abuse sounds like a Triple-B Records band I would be super into

Look at how patient and socially literate this dog is waiting for its turn to deplane while all the humans flood the aisle Tyler Dunne

GAME DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #BillsMafia

This sounds great until Justin Rose is drilling a 30 footer to cap off the rout on Sunday, Young and Burns have been mothballed since Friday foursomes, Cantlay is on trial for treason and then it’s “we could have won if Keegan had the courage to pick himself!”

GRIMACE IS RISEN ALL HAIL NOLAN MCCLEAN #LGM  #LFGM

I deeply, deeply appreciate Jordan Love’s “fuck it, there’s a Day 3 receiver down there somewhere” mentality

Captain Keegan is the #1 thing that makes me feel patriotic and #2 is about 1,000 miles in the rear view

When your suck ass country halves the last match of the day #RyderCup #USA