me off an addy one time 😭

this damn mercury retrograde…

You couldn’t pay me to relive this year

Cancel that s7 reunion and give it to s6 pls

Jersey Shore was soooo far ahead with “gym, tan, laundry” bc that’s lowkey the perfect morning

whenever i suspect someone could be a leo but they’re also too earthy to be a leo, immediately that’s a taurus

if i wore a mood ring it would burst into flames immediately

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

the recipe to having you’re own unique scent.

things really go my way more when i’m an asshole. so i’ll hide the sweetheart shit until it’s truly appreciated.

I hope the fucked up shit ppl be doin to me really be worth it cause wtf I’m literally a good person.

😂😭

the summer i turned avoidant and celibate and unemployed

When I get engaged next year let’s try not to add up dates 🫶🏽

at the gun range can you bring your own picture? the way I’m finna do this btch

men have no business being leos but ok

I have lore with everything on this earth. Please don’t ask me nothing about nothing bitch, there will be a story

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

no more entertainers.

i like being confrontational because let’s just get this over with