So I'll be in this season of #SiliconValleyHBO! So excited. My first episode should be tonight at 10pm. Silicon Valley

True gratitude to Bo Burnham for the latest special. You are a candle in the dark quandary of being a straight white male in modern America.

@AbbyyRees Its available on Amazon. Happy to hear you miss our little show. 😏

@JohntGrub95 I definitely wonder too. So many mysteries left to ponder. Hopefully we'll get a chance to make more someday. You never know!

Swiss Army Man was an absolutely wondrous theater experience. Rarely does a film run me through the gamut of emotions. Go see it!!

I just wish you'd let me illuminate your life. I swear I'd make everything thats gone wrong, finally feel alright.

Laugh, Learn, & Love. Do those 3 things everyday. Even on the hardest of days. If you can find a way to find those, happiness will find you.

I'll never stop saying what if, when it comes to you. I know you're happy, and that makes me happy, but I'll still never ever stop wondering

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room, and let them fight it out.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

What a nice night for an evening.

This storm should surely set the mood, and by rights I should really start writing. Mmm Jameson and rain, hope the words go down as smooth.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to be with women who save other people's lives.

Gonna head down to the body shop to pick up a new body today. This one has seen too many miles. Its the future and thats a thing right?...

Sometimes I just wish I could skip the part where I don't know the right thing to do...