My grandpa escaping the nursing home after I switch his oxygen tank with Galaxy Gas

Amazing things are happening with this bit lmao

I’m voting [cheers] for a third party candidate [boos] in a blue state [mixed response] in the chalamet lookalike contest [quizzical looks]

Word

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

Some of my all timers, surprised none of these worked

Doing a first down celebration when I close a Jira ticket

bro did you seriously just pull me closer in the back seat of your rover

If you bet on Notre Dame today then you should get an honorary degree

there is no way in hell you could get me to use something called grok 3 sexy mode

So I shouldn't still be holding 3x SPY Bull ETFs?

Tonight, I’m rewatching “Tron: Legacy” for the first time in 15 years.

“Hey @/grok is this true?”

Ready for Saturday night

gonk is this real

it's 20 years since 'Sky High' premiered. In celebration here are some fun facts about the movie:

Labor Day tmw…shout out to all the ladies who went through labor

The Rizzler is our generation's Shirley Temple