cal raleigh is averaging about 1.6 war a month, you are not special

LOL

Regular reminder that OpenAI reportedly has already developed a highly effective plagiarism detector but won't release it because students would stop using ChatGPT.

Average MLB fan having a conversation about the trade deadline with a Cleveland Guardians fan.

My entire family is currently huddled in front of MLB Network, holding our breath with each "trade alert" that the Cleveland Guardians didn't trade Kwan.

How Cleveland Guardians interview pitchers: Cleveland Guardians: "Do you gamble on baseball?" Pitcher-in-question: "No." Cleveland Guardians: "You're hired."

LOL

Little Saturday morning flower practice for tomorrow’s Loud for Love event presented by @cbsnewstexas at @tannahillsmusichall 🫶Tables have been added and tickets are still available so grab them up and we’ll see you down in the Stockyards tomorrow at 6!

How your email finds me

On this very day, August 5th, two years ago…. “DOWN GOES ANDERSON!” “DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!”

Highlight of my week. Thanks Dan McDowell and Grady Spencer and The Work

How I coped with the agony that time I assembled my kids' basketball hoop.

Here's the record breaker. Jose is something special. What a joy to watch him play the game.

No chance you had a better day than this kid 🍿😂

AI may have reached PhD-level intelligence after all.

no, i'm reading them because i'm a phd candidate, which i'm doing for attention

We probably still fail to fully appreciate how significant an event the 2008 global financial crisis was for the trajectory of the world economy.

probably 231 MPH off the bat 😃