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are folks just not getting this? RT @8rustystaples: Hey, you want a Seahawks Super Bowl Champions t-shirt? No, thanks, I'll pass.

I have fat, therefore I am. -René ala Carte (Special Thanks to .@8rustystaples for suggesting I drag this one out of my drafts folder)

Hannah Does Her Sisters #MakeAFilmUncomfortable

Apollo 13" #MakeAFilmUncomfortable

Yet another strong, though esoteric, tweet from the mind of .@8rustystaples: I thought Kanye would've drowned in a reflecting pool by now.

You just KNOW it's #MardiGras when citizens are shot and killed near the Popeye's on St. Charles!

wow, am I ever a long, long way from #MardiGrasInNewOrleans

Anybody know where I can locally find a "Selfie Stick" or "Wand of Narcissus" or whatever they're called? #NOLA

Nobody names their kid Thelonious anymore.

I wasn't Kung Fu fighting.

i never seem to capitalize the RIGHT words for emphasis.

ok, great. now we have to think about crazy pilots throwing full airplanes into the earth like a fucking dart?

#safetysolutions #neworleans

I declare that all Coffee House Rewards Plans shall be called perks.

If you don't talk to your cats about catnip, who will?

Poop Chutes and Ladders

shit. I think I just ordered a soy ariana grande at this uptown .Starbucks (hope it's tasty).

Mad Max iPads #UnpopularActionMovies #2for1?

Al Cappuccino (thanks, btw... I've been waiting 19 years for a place to put that) x.com/8rustystaples/…

you guys think it's okay to eat food that doesn't have a website on the label?