Tyrone Mings & Jack Grealish

@beccaouedraogo I prefer the old you ;)

@beccaouedraogo don't get so much lip off the closed account

Just got my first pity-retweet! Anyone else? #retweetbegging

RT TO ENTER OUR MASSIVE COMP! PRIZES INC. FREE ENTRY OPENING W/E, 2 STEINS OF BEER, GOURMET PIZZA & COCKTAILS FOR 2!

Bunch-a-cunts #xfactorUK2015

@HelpMeGumtree how do i go about attaining receipts for my adverts placed, that don't seem to have made their way in to my associated inbox?

Hey Thameslink 20 late, doors that don't open. "You'd be miffed if this debacle had you missing connecting train" *misses connecting train.

hey LinkedIn your trial terms aren't clear, just been charged annual subscription. impossible getting through to a real person when calling

23 years ago today Parklife by Blur reached number 1 in uk charts - goo.gl/VaYj8O just how old does that make you feel?

Who won tonight's TV interview and audience questions? (RT AFTER VOTING) #BattleForNumber10 #mayvscorbyn

The moment when Jeremy Corbyn drooped the mic on Paxman #thuglife #BattleForNumber10

.Jeremy Corbyn tells his adoring supporters in Islington that hope is foundation of his campaign

Vote Tory...if you live Jimmy

We've got 5 hours to change the next 5 years. Join 1000s of people campaigning right now. Let's do this! events.labour.org.uk #VoteLabour

.Theresa May Hey girl, are you British Rail? Cos you're getting publicly owned.

#GeneralElections2017

"whats that, nobody wants me?...what? sorry, I cant hear you...la la la la la la not listening la la la"

"So, let me get this straight. The DUP are the good bombers, right?"