If Tim Martin paid all his staff (38,000) 2 months wages (40hrs/wk) at the London living wage (£10.75) he would still have a net worth of over £300 million #TimMartin #Wetherspoons

They can lock me down, but they can't make me read Proust They can lock me down, but they can't make me read Proust theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

It seems the distant past now, but just a few weeks ago there was very real talk of the end of the BBC. Then the virus hit. newstatesman.com/culture/tv-rad…

Hey Zach Braff Donald Faison I just had a dream that I was watching a scrubs podcast/YouTube thingy. My brain even added some slapstick deleted scenes. Make it happen already!

“You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me... I’ll never see you.” Larry David wants everyone to stay home to protect older Californians from #COVID19! He does not do these things. Listen to Larry. #StayHomeSaveLives covid19.ca.gov

"As of April 1, just 0.15% of NHS workers had been tested for Covid-19." google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky…

I'm now subscribed to the Byline Times , New Internationalist and Tribune . All this comes in nearly £40 cheaper than my previous New Statesman subscription 🙌

THE ONE PERCENT - BREAKING Since March 2020, The Citizens has found at least £21bn has been spent by the UK government in their pandemic response. £5.3bn of this (25%) went to just 1% (10) of the 990 companies that won contracts. THREAD.

Talk about state propaganda. I go upstairs, back to BBC Radio 6 Music and realise they've interrupted all BBC radio stations! #princephilip

So Prince Philip was a fantastic environmentalist right up until it meant he would clash with the upper classes in regards to shooting and fox hunting. Classic #princephilip

Everytime I hear Electric Relaxation I think of Donald Faison ! "I like 'em brown, yellow, Puero Rican or Haitian" #scrubs #atribecalledquest

Thanks for getting me through lockdown and furlough @shaunwkeaveny You're unique and special and thank you for playing, out of my many many requests, Finger Lickin' Good by The Brecker Bros! #onions

Just listening to my newly bought vinyl of Age Of Consent by Bronski Beat. Nice clarinet solo on It Ain't Necessarily So @RevRichardColes !!

Hey @shaunwkeaveny & Jodie Whittaker, this is basically your dream festival! See you there x

So I was scrolling through the reviews for The White Hart Inn in Grays, Essex (the Golliwog pub) and found this one from 4 years ago. These people live in another century...

Terrible giveaway time! 📚 I have 2 copies of my new book to give away (worldwide) 🌏 To enter, retweet and mention a friend that you think might also enjoy! Closes 11.59pm on 10/12/2023 (UK time). Make sure you're following so I can contact you if you win.

Guy looks like the turtle drop Finding Nemo