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I reckon I was too hungry a wolf

First we got Chris Pratt as Garfield and now Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff. What’s next, Glen Powell as Beetle Bailey?

I can tell a woman is trans just by the way her cock tastes

For anyone wondering, when you’re as autistic as I am, the 47 hour train ride is the vacation.

The new Geek Bar Pulse X makes the Geek Bar Pulse look like the Geek Bar

You probably got a few seconds left after it ceases actually

Suckin titties as an adult feels kind of silly. Even if I get milk it’s like what am I doing I’m not a baby?

wasn’t planning on this, but I’ve gotten pretty good at sales. A few years ago I was poised to be the greatest comedian & podcaster of all time, but that came crashing down when I got sent to the psych ward. Now, I see a bright future selling courses on how to get good at sales.

Hey Elon Musk, 4 hours ago Hodgetwins posted to this site a video of a woman sucking a dog’s dick. If you’re not going to suspend them, can you at least unsuspend my friend Diet Coke-whore?

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I actually just watched all of Psycho in picture in picture on my phone while I scrolled through Twitter

We all remember growing up and your older brother is still sleeping in the morning with some wood and you ride on him a lil bit and he dreaming about a baddie on him 😂

she’s ugly

not jacking off but jacking through. jacking beyond

My dick trash but my balls beautiful

Cornfed Live! Tonight at 10pm est. youtube.com/live/r-GzsQtsO…

interesting move where, by giving a hundred bucks to a random woman to buy groceries, it gives some of the most annoying media freaks something to screech about, but for the current regime to try and use the courts to go after him for doing it would be political suicide