My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years.

First we eats itz, then itz eats ussss

memes i wish i could tag my cat in cats make really poor choices and should never be trusted outside alone

For University of Kansas students thinking about summer enrollment, check out this fascinating class from Prof. Paul Scott, "Zombies, Aliens, Monsters." Investigate our monstrous obsessions through film, TV, & graphic novels. Full details in the flyer below! KU Department of English KU French & Italian

Decided to try out No Man's Sky. As far as I can tell the entire game is about trying to find sodium every ten minutes before you die. After 45 minutes of that nonsense, uninstalled.

Popped into my local "Grab n Go", to get some toothpaste (you always forget something when traveling). After wandering through the adult mags and fourties, my quarry was found. But I noticed something strange.... What is this?

Someone, after reading 6 chapters of Neo Babylon Nights, and commenting that 3 chapters had no romance, and the other 3 had queer romances, they asked, "Is this basically Gay #Shadowrun?" I don't think they meant it as a compliment but... You judge. :) amazon.com/dp/B094JCSTBP/…

I just backed Misspent Youth: Fall in Love, Not in Line on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/fragg…

This is Moko. Her mom was part fox and her dad was actually a powdered donut. An extremely rare mix. 13/10

Déçu(e) par l'affiche du second tour? ✅ Pas emballé par le débat de ce soir?✅ Vous trouvez que cette présidentielle manque de souffle, d'envergure et de nouveauté? ✅ 🐉Votez pour le dragon ! Super Tuesday pour Shadowrun est dispo (v5, v6 + Anarchy) ! ⏬ black-book-editions.fr/news-3696.html

This story absolutely deserves the compliments and traffic it's getting. kyle r seibel wrote a banger. This story takes you straight into the terrifying godlessness that only youth pastors can possess. It's also hilarious. tacobellquarterly.org/at-this-weeks-…

When people I respect start pulling the "I'm more liberal than you" card, I know I've lost and there's nothing more to be gained here (as if there ever was). Last thoughts: Republicans love it when we eat our own. And the left are cannibals at heart.

So next week I will ask my 20-something group if they feel insulted by a generational term such as "Gen Z," & if so, they can vote on whether to get a more inclusive GM. K is perfectly qualified & would be great. I'll give her my notes and she can do whatever. (Please say yes.)

RPGs: What else do you want but to make your friends laugh? That's all we're doing.