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The kids are growing up fast, their needs are changing and I am just trying to keep my head above water.🙃

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calendar_today09-05-2018 16:21:26

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Joe (3yo) upstairs for nap time. Joe calling me: Rita there is a fire upstairs. I freaked out and ran upstairs to find him playing with firefighter set 🔥 #toddlerlife #momlife #Parenthood

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Me talking to a friend:” I want to try the Keto diet. Want to try it with me for support?” Friend:” yeah sounds good.” 2 days later. Friend:”I can’t do the #keto diet. I thought you said cheeto diet” 😂#diet #FriendshipGoals

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Joe (3): Rita what is privacy!? Me: it’s keeping some stuff to yourself. Like things happen in our house they should stay in our house. Joe(3): Rita why privacy!? Me: mhmmm.... #toddlerlife #toddler #Parenthood

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Like father like son! Marshmallow sandwich. . . #kids #dalimom #momlife #likefatherlikeson #marshmellow #sandwich #toddlerlife #kidsarefunny #mylife #myboy #snack #reasontosmile… instagram.com/p/BowSsueAvlu/…

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Yusuf (3): Rita is there a baby in your tummy right now? Me: no. I just have a big tummy right now. Yusuf: why? Me: cause I ate a lot Yusuf: you ate a lot of food? Maybe it’s squishy. Let me see (squeezes my tummy and with excitement). YES!! IT IS Squishy!! LOOK (keeps squeezing)

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My 3 year old comes whispers near my bed: Rita I need to use the washroom. I take him and sit waiting for him to finish. Me: I notice your being quiet so you don’t want wake baby up. Joe: I didn’t want to wake the monsters in your bed! #kids #momlife #GoodMorningWorld

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Looking at pictures of me tickling Joe (3) Joe: Rita why are you holding me and tickling me? Me: cause it’s funny Yusuf: no Rita it’s not funny. It’s weird and that’s why we have to think of things. #kids #momlife #Parenthood #MotherSon

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That’s what I call solidarity! The younger one didn’t want to sleep in his bed. #momlife #Parenthood #kids #GoodMorningWorld

That’s what I call solidarity! The younger one didn’t want to sleep in his bed. #momlife #Parenthood #kids #GoodMorningWorld
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Joe(3) on the toiled: Rita I want to see what is making my tattoz (bum) dirty. Me: How are you going to do that!? What’s the plan!? Yusuf: When I turn into a toy and turn my face around I can see it. #momlife #parenting #ToddlerLife #Parenthood

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I made a deal with Joe (3). In order to make him stop crying. When they invent the time machine I will go back in time and make sure that Bil (1) doesn’t drink from the water bottle first. This is the really need for a time machine! #momlife #goodmorning #kids #backintime

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I woke up and went to the kids’room to find one of their stories torn to Pieces. I was furiously yelling at them and Joe (3) was watching me quietly. Then he says: Rita, it’s ok to be mad. It’s not ok to yell! 🤯 #kids #momlife #Parenthood #EmotionalIntelligence

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My husband takes Joe(3) to piano lesson. They have CP24 for the tv. Joe goes to the receptionist and says: “ I am watching something not for my age! Can you put something for my age!?” 🤯 #kids #parenting #momlife #family

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My 3 year old was 😞. He really wishes he can be a Pac-Man! He would be able to eat all the marshmallows and make the gosts scared!! #goodmorning #momlife #kid #Parenthood

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I let my 2 year old believe am drinking hot tea so I won’t have to share my milkshake with him 😂 #motherhood #Parenthood #kids

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Playing tickle into and kissing my 3 year old. Accidental ny nose hits his eyes. Son: your nose is really really long but am ok Me: Thanks I guess...#Parents #Parenthood #momlife

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Am driving and there is a truck in front of us. Me and Joe (4) are playing I spy. Yusuf: I love you but that is dangerous! Me: what is dangerous? 🤔 Yusuf: the truck is dangerous #momlife #kids #parenting #Parents

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Me: Yusuf do you know that you have friend names Adam and he is coming to play with you? Yusuf: is Adam a bee? 🐝 Me: not he is not a bee 🐝 Yusuf: is he a kid?...a kids like me?.... oh alright! #kids #momlife #play date