My peak net worth is tattooed in my mind like the prisoner number on an Auschwitz Jew

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

in a world full of intellectualism i found peace in retardation

Sensitive young men with previously mysterious sources of income now stressfully trapped in longs for useless alternative cryptocurrencies

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone who’s going to war

When you forget to put the bins out but hear the garbo truck turn into your street at 5.32am x.com/fluxfolio_/sta…

I rly savor those 3-4 seconds every morning before I check price and ruin my day

You lost 12 months minimum wage on one coin but taking out $100 for a nice dinner is where you draw the line.

Reject salary, embrace questionable sources of income

“Honey, care to explain why there’s a stray earring in your car? And why you didn't come home until 3:00 AM last night?” “🤣🤣🤣 There is a lot of FUD being spread. Can’t believe you’re buying into it. The fundamentals of this marriage have never been stronger. Ask my friends. I

does working on myself count as employment

Good microcosm analogy of western civilisation

3 coffees and 2 cigs for breakfast

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

s tier

Why am I now in cigarette twitter

Pray for Iran

Iran thing is just a distraction from the ASU frat leader who brutally frame mogged Clavicular he has not been brought to justice

send me to iran with this loadout

crypto tax asking me what the cost basis is for buying some solana 300 years ago how the fuck would I know? rather get deployed to Iran than deal with this shit