Kendrick should do Netanyahu next

Three politicians from the Conservative party, which lost almost 500 councillors and multiple mayoral contests in these local elections, featured on the Laura Kuenssberg programme this morning.

None from the Greens or Lib Dems, who both made significant gains across the country.

imagine even M*sk telling you you’re a fucking bore, I’d simply go and sit in a swamp, hugging my knees, praying for the heat death of the universe

This has been a bad couple of days for UK political journalism. So much self-referential, unsubstantiated gossip. I got the gossip too, but you don't have to publish it. So much attention to undeclared results, so little analysis of policy. Such bad extrapolation.

Either the police chief has a tiny head, or that’s a fake book. Bit embarrassing for NYPD Deputy Commissioner, Operations Kaz Daughtry.

Sensational attempt to save face

Niamh Keen Uhr

Lads, it's 2024. _McDonald's_ has been doing lattes for 30 years.

Well it's bad and unpopular so congrats