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Worst possible title. They’d been saying Jurassic City, which sounded cool. Going back to JP would’ve been great. But this is the most basic-ass reboot-sounding sludge

K I do actually believe he did this

Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been

Not sure what the big deal is. For RFK Jr that’s a typical Thursday

Nobody will ever defeat the Emily Heller purse gag.

Wood paneling would actually be a safety upgrade

You know in this moment he’s already thinking, “shit, this is going online”

Witness him

“Bout 2 million (Exhale)” one of the best line deliveries of all time

Wow more billionaires better get down there as fast as they can

Security can't keep you from becoming bi and poly your first semester

"I'm not supposed to tell — don't rat me out. You know Baby Bop?"

Yeah it IS weird — those things could’ve made it look good

Don’t take your family to the Overlook Hotel for the winter

Y’know in most places you might think 1, 2 PM would be the hottest time of day. But in Hollyweird we do things a liiiiiiiittle different

This man's brain is a "Wrong Thing To Say" machine