“Surprise, surprise~”

“Good! I’ve been traveling mostly. Taking time for myself. You’d think that with this teleportation ability, I’d go anywhere and everywhere. This is the first time I’m actually doing it.”

“Okay, hold up. Who does this new girl think she is? Pick a new catch phrase, sweetie. ‘Vengeance’, when following an adjective, is mine.”

“...?”

“So...is Selina Kyle a meta-human, or...?”

“Wonder how Barbara’s doing...”

“Please tell me people’ve missed me.”

She hasn’t bounced in two weeks.

“...You’re awful.” Her lower lip pokes out into an overdramatic pout, just barely hiding a smile. “But I love you too~”

“It’s...my birthday~”

“Thank you, Wayne~”

“Oh, so we’re going *off-list* this year. Cool. Alright, uh...what’s the riddle?”

“I want to say ‘death’ but I feel like it’s more convoluted than that.”

“Not really. Might go break an asshole’s nose just to feel alive.”

“Why do you always have to be cryptic? You could’ve just said ‘Actually, that’s right! Happy birthday!’ And given your line of work, you’re probably closer to death than I am, soooo...”

“Healing factor, bitch, I’m dying of old age.”

“Yeah, not gonna lie. Dumb question on my part. And if you don’t care about birthdays why’d you even give me a completely related riddle in the first place?”

“Sure you could, but I’m gonna walk away before you trigger a migraine. Thanks!”

Huff. "They never put *me* in a movie."

//That alone makes me wanna get back into DC Rp. I have a bunch of comics I haven't read in years. Thing is, I need a Barbara XD