645 area code is wild… #305tillidie threads.net/t/Cu71iz0pJWk/…

Michael Caine says he is “sort of” retired. “I am bloody 90 now, and I can’t walk properly and all that… I’ve had the best possible life I could have thought of.” (Source: telegraph.co.uk/films/2023/09/…)

If we should all be so lucky🤞🏽✨

Find your thing. Then love that thing till it loves you back.

What is it about Chick-fil-A, Inc. that’s makes you only want it on Sundays? 🤔

As a comedian, I am not responsible for what comes out of my mouth only what goes in it. Matt Rife said so! #standupcomedy #girlcomic #mattrife #Netflix #funny #offensive

What are we really celebrating tho 😂😂😂 . . . #standup #funny #laugh #comedians #singlelife #divorced #datingsucks

PSA: Stop talking to strangers on the internet like you know them. Deja la confianza

Idk why everyone is making #KamalaHarris dating history a big deal. After all, patriarchy says hoes can't be housewives. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

We will be conducting a DUI Enforcement Operation TODAY until 2:00 a.m. with specific areas of assignments: - SW 87 Avenue between SW 8 Street and NW 41 Street - NW 36/41 Street between 72 Avenue and NW 107 Avenue

So apprearantly a 🇪🇨 and a 🇩🇴 make country music #privategigsarethebest

Remember when we all knew the price to everything Dollar Tree with out one of these? #inflation #nothingcostadollaranymore

My nephew while playing a video game: “Don’t hold my hand. You made me die” Why does this kid sound like all my ex’s?

Pretty sure Mercury Gatorade is in its Fruit Punch phase.. #asstrology

Checkout the latest podcast episode from 2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast Emily Jaime-Lee featuring Dina Cruz right now by clicking the link below. Link:  weownthelaughs.com/2024/08/2-girl… #weownthelaughs #wotl #laughatlife #standupcomedy #podcast

Meet our girl D.nuhhh 🥰

New Episode with our Fave D.nuhhh youtu.be/0Eq_-wnN3Io?si…

We figured out Snoop Dogg next side quest… #snoop2024

Check out 2 Girls 1 Blnt Podcast's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTNW5mwCJ/ Did you know this Texas?

Parkland you were great. What time is bingo? . . S/o to @donttellsouthflorida for the time. Going on the road again in Sept. Where should I go next? #standupcomedy #comedy #laugh #funny #fyp #crowdwork #explore #millenialproblems