70 percent of the Earth is covered by water. The rest by Joao Palhinha. ⚫️⚪️ #FFC

Mitrovic day 😁 x.com/septimusajprim…

Enjoy Palhinha 💯... Incredible debut performance. #FFC #Fulham x.com/realcigano/sta…

Someone’s salty

Graeme Souness calls 999 after spotting a female eating a Yorkie

Incredible from Mitro on Ivan Toney mimicking his celebration only for the goal to be disallowed😂- “Everybody has idols. He used to play with me at Newcastle and he was my boy,” Mitro said. “My idol was Shearer and I am probably his idol.”

It’s just the funniest interview of all time.

Nottingham Forest trimming their squad next season after relegation to the championship #PremierLeague #NFFC

"I once told everyone to spend £20 on a new kettle so that they could save £10 a year on their £4,000 electricity bill"

Tell them to buy a new kettle

For every 25 likes I’ll feed Laporta more pizza

Exeter, Hereford and Yeovil striker Adam Stansfield lost his battle with cancer 12 years ago at the age of 31 Yesterday, his 19-year-old son Jay joined Exeter City on loan from Fulham, and has been handed his father's retired #9 shirt 🙌 ❤️

Everyone except Trevor Sinclair apparently

Aleksandar Mitrović scored twice across his first 18 games for Serbia - he has since scored 47 goals across 57 games 🇷🇸 #FFC

Kieran Trippier says former Spurs midfielder Mousa Dembele was the best player he's ever played with. 🇧🇪⤵️

Two thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by João Palhinha.

A kindhearted soul, a wonderful human, and a true friend. Be seeing you, Lance Reddick.

Mitro and Silva turning up at Chris Kavanagh’s house #ffc

Once a cheat always a cheat … watch the ball 👀 #BRENFO

Four days to go...