yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Being a kid is mad. My 1 year old owns 3 Xylophones.

Of course she's brilliant and working with her is the greatest blessing a scruffy music teacher like me could dream of. But Lucy is what happens when you make instrumental tuition available to disadvantaged children. Help us to get this message across to those who decide.

May I remind those celebrating the resurrection of Jesus today that it is less than a year since her majesty passed o’er and some of us happen to still be in mourning. A little restraint under the circumstances wouldn’t go amiss. 🤔 🇬🇧

Just going to jot down the things I don't want to put in this letter so I know which bits to delete when I come to send the finished version

Back in the UK and back to it with The Silly Little Mouse, a wonderful cartoon-opera which will be presented for and with children at Bold Tendencies - directed by Polly Graham, conducted by Christopher Stark, featuring The Multi-Story Orch. Parents/carers in Peckham, do check it out 🐭

I read that the maximum size of a document in the current PDF standard is 381km x 381km and I thought woah hilarious, how Borgesian is that? And then I looked it up and it's only fucking true.

Oh wow, so there's an email doing the rounds alleging (in quite unnerving detail) that over a period of several years George Osborne starved public services of funding based on a deeply flawed theory of the relationship between government finances and economic growth

The Women Who Made Modern Economics by Rachel Reeves — credit where it’s due? ift.tt/d8yZklI

This is like something that is straight out of the programme The Thick Of Things for heavens sake!

Please. Just one full season with this squad. I’m begging. I have shopped at Selhurst park sainsburys my whole life. I’m owed this

This is like something straight out of the thick of things for heavens sake !

The Palace boys 🦁

20 years ago today, I was about to jump in the Clyde. Instead, I decided to stop drinking. That's me 20 years dry. 🍻

A great treat to be Blackheath Halls to hear the Community Opera; orchestra, choir and FABULOUS soloists rehearse together. Cavalleria Rusticana in all its glory in a few weeks. blackheathhalls.com/take-part/blac… Don’t miss it!! Rose Ballantyne Christopher Stark Harry Fehr

- What if your favourite goals went on holiday? - How do you mean? - What if your favourite goals... - Actual goals? - ...went on holiday. - Went on holiday? - Yes, what if your favourite goals went on holiday. - *quiet* what if my favourite goals went on holiday...