Xbox Support Saud Almajed First off did you try double clicking on the OK button? That should solve the problem.

SirItyban @VZWSupport You should definitely renew your contract so you can pay $800 for a new phone that looks exactly like your old phone.

@VZWSupport @EddieSuckss I'm sure people would happily donate their middle finger to the Eddie foundation.

Mark @VZWSupport Try going to zip 59716 and see what happens.

Megan Neibert McDonald's Well that was pretty weak of you staying quiet for 10 min just watching your food. That's your bad.

@el_gallo_azul Yahoo Customer Care If the Yahoo mail site is down they have a backup site called gmail.com. Welcome to 2017.

Balach “Bhagwan” Baluch AT&T Your Apple watch detected no heart rate so it refused to talk to you. Because it thought you were dead.

Vicky Cross Beats by Dre Support I'm not a rocket scientist but you might want to put those 2 screws back in and tighten them with a small screwdriver.

@ZackVD494 Beats by Dre How much have you been drinking tonight sir?

Charlotte Chadwick Pizza Hut UK Oh no. Tell me more about your problem. What did you do wrong to make them provide terrible service?

Sweet James Stone The food is what has always been terrible. Guess you have the taste buds of a retriever.

Kevin Hudson Thrifty Car Rental Thanks a lot Kevin Hudson for being the terrible-est customer ever demanding to get a rental car and such.

Find me @ Stefmara on bluesky/threads. Ask Spectrum Let's make it an even 4 days of terrible. Then tweet back

Cory T-Mobile Your T-Mobile signal is non existent because you're in a building with walls. Your life is non-existent because you're in West Virginia.

Citizen Applebee's Grill + Bar Happy f'n birthday to you. Happy f'n birthday to you. Now shut the fuck up. Happy f'n birthday to you. [sung to the tune of Happy Birthday]

Gabriel Gamiño-Guerrero Formerly McD Customer Service But your mangled digestive tract is thankful.

katie wayne McDonald's Honestly McDonalds burgers are probably better without the burgers. 🤢 🍔 😷

David Hamilton Microsoft Support Panos Panay What kind of medication are you on right now because I want some.

carlos alfredo barrera remache Apple Having to always have your iPhone plugged in is kind of retro and cool. You should be thanking Bill Gates for making an amazing product.

Amy @UberEATS Yes you should have just walked. That's the first smart thing you've said. Ever.