notice how happy he looks with a blooming onion and how unhappy he looks without a blooming onion

Today is not a Super Bowl rematch, it’s game two. that is all.

🔜 #PHIvsKC

Just rode the elevator up to the press box at Arrowhead with a bunch of Chiefs fans. An older couple wearing Dejean jerseys gets in and someone makes a joke about not letting Eagles fans on. Turns out they’re Cooper Dejean’s grandparents and they go “well our grandson DID

Switching over to Birds mode (credit to the ceiling light for the accidental Byzantine saint effect)

How’s this one feel?

Uncensor the “Go Birds” you cowards

if yall hate the tush push now don’t watch the eagles vs packers november 10th

the pope literally died a couple of months ago

i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you

There are Snapchat streaks that have lasted longer than the confederacy

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

since y'all wanna be assholes to conrad, jeremiah dies in the summer i turned pretty movie

I want to kiss my boyfriend on the mouth

if only there was some kind of amendment that could prevent this from happening. pretty important stuff too, id prolly put it first

Idc if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is Kevin Patullo and I'm the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

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