Don't wear pants as hats or shirts.

Try to avoid wearing pants that are meant for giants if you are not a giant.

Earn the trust of a family you are babysitting for by wearing pants.

In a nudist colony and looking to stand out? Try pants.

When choosing a pair of pants to wear, steer clear of pants that someone else is already wearing.

If you enjoy long pieces of fabric completely covering your legs, then maybe pants are right for you.

Don't wear pants in the bath.

Wear your nicest pair of pants into the grave, so when God sees you he says "Hey, nice pants."

Close to the action between benches with Steener on Bally Sports Midwest

Don't forget to wear pants to school!

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Happy Halloween!!!

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A little stretching...just in case I'm needed. Brian Elliott departs game in 2nd. St. Louis Blues Bally Sports Midwest

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It's safe to say I found Doug 's soulmate.