Why are people already putting up their Christmas trees?! 😭

Took my first crochet class today. May have dropped a couple of curse words under my breath in front of some old ladies.

Kids got coupons for a free kids meal at Texas Roadhouse at a Trunk or Treat. Decided we’d give it a try for the first time because why not. Ordered steaks across the board. Got salads and apps in record time. Heard huge *crash* come from the kitchen. Manager comes out to let

So my 10 year old - who has never in her decade of time on God’s green earth paid a lick of attention to basketball - asked me to bring her to her schools 4/5th grade boys basketball game tonight. Since homework and dinner were completed I told her we could pop over to the gym

I’ve had a rough couple of days not feeling well and the topic of perimenopause came up in conversation with my husband. He innocently asked “so how long does this whole menopause thing last anyways” “Oh about 15-20 years or so” My husband:

It’s giving Drew Barrymore vibes

Our neighborhood was packed with families tonight. Yards were decked out. People handing out candy brought their fire pits out front and were sitting around them. Halloween music playing. It was a total 90’s vibe. Old Hollow Tree would’ve been proud.

Happy Standard Time Day for all who celebrate! For the psychopaths who want DST all year wrong and those who hate the state of Michigan - I hope you run out of creamer for your coffee this morning and your pillow is warm.

Since everyone else is fighting about chili today - Beans belong in chili and chili belongs on spaghetti. Bonus points if you have homemade cornbread. This is a hill I’ll die on and everyone else is wrong. K, thanks.

This is no shade to Mississippi Kween - because I genuinely enjoy her content, but this post makes it out to seem that people on the right don’t want ANYONE to have SNAP or other public assistance. Quite the opposite. This is the exactly the type of success story we want to

I’ve been checking the clock thinking it’s close to bedtime for two hours now. It’s only 7pm.

It appears Hooters has taken a page from Cracker Barrel’s book. The founders of the company have purchased the franchises back and will be focusing on the “re-hooterization” of the brand. (Forgive me for having the word “re-hooterization in my timeline history forever now)

I don’t know if it’s Dan or Dilley’s team in charge of the WH TikTok account - but their content is absolute fire 🔥 The liberal swifties are so mad in the comments 😂

The holiday decorations may have to wait until the day after Thanksgiving - but that doesn’t mean the desserts do. Nailed this pumpkin pie cheesecake! Not a single crack to be found!

The Drunk Republican There are about a dozen Mencken quotes that are on-point here, but my favorite is always, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

I wonder if in 12-18 months when NYC is a failed state, lefties will just claim “this wasn’t REAL socialism”

Here’s what I think will happen in NYC under Mahdami. The free buses and government grocery stores won’t happen, they never do. They sound good during campaigns, but collapse under basic math. You can’t run a city on ideas that cost billions and produce no revenue. The only way

Bill I swear on all things holy - you better shut that mouth of yours right now! Don’t listen to this man, Yankees. Tennessee is full. We have terrible weather and all of the spooky things you’ve heard about the Appalachian Mountains are true. Now, skedaddle.

I just saw a post about the 35th anniversary of Home Alone this year and I am not ok.