Careless whisper

If you’re high, you’ll enjoy this nice acoustic jam I just made up high

Timeline got infiltrated by porn bots, but at least I learned that “shawty” is about to risk it all.

My second attempt at playing “nature’s way” by spirit

Happy Saint Patty‘s day!

Smoked sausage on the grill with melted cheddar and sliced jalapeños on a toasted hotdog bun with ketchup. I was really high and it was really good.

So the masters is purposely not showing any coverage of Bryson Dechambeau. Great. It’s the one thing I looked forward to.

Got a fat rainbow at my local pond

Jesus meme of the day 😂

There must’ve been some news after hours as to why the stock market shot straight up

You put me on the back burner, now all I can do is sit here and simmer

I smoked a lot of weed and I think I see a face in the trees. I think I see Frank Zappa.

RIP Ozzy

Every time I bet the Phillies

Every time I lower the bar for my dating expectations, I run into a limbo specialist

Big balls got attacked

I don’t think monetizing Twitter was a good idea. Now it’s one big engagement farm

I hate when YouTube asks me if I’m still there, like where the fuck did I go?

My super betting picks tonight are Marshall -7 and the Ravens -7 1/2