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My wife when I’m 20 minutes into explaining how the death of a gorilla led to Elon Musk buying Twitter

#BlueMountainState sequel series is in development 🏈 Alan Ritchson will reprise his role as Thad Castle (via Deadline)

Imagine hitting up a plug and he just trauma dumps😭😭😭

may our homies be glad, our exs sad, the opps mad, and new btches bad.

The CEO of Raytheon on the phone to the CEO of Lockheed Martin

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

Absolutely mind boggling, this will topple the entire stock market. What about people that do this for a living?????

Fast and furious 15 be like

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

Stocks when I buy puts

If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care If you’re a Republican, I don’t care If you’re a Chiefs fan, fuck you

Ouch

mood

suicide note that just says this

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Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house