"You all mock me because I'm crippled, in reality I could easily kill you all."

"A day without Christians is a day well spent."

"All Christians are disgusting. The god they worship isn't even worthy to kneel before mighty Odin."

"I wonder what it feels like to bow to a dead man on a piece of wood. What can a dead man do that Odin can not?"

{{ AU RP idea: Ivar (By some otherworldly magic) becomes a Christian and goes from angry savage to sweet Christian cripple.

"My father is the greatest warrior in the world, all who say otherwise shall be killed, by me."

"...I love you too, father. I think you are the greatest warrior ever." Ivar meant it wholeheartedly, his father was a great man after all. x.com/HoundStrangler…

"Sitting here makes me feel, like a king."

"I may be unable to stand but after I'm finished tearing you apart you won't be able to either."

"Never forget,Lagertha. I will kill you one day for what you did to my mother." @ValhallaBound_

"I will succeed, just as you took her life so shall I take yours." Ivar intended to make her above all else. x.com/ValhallaBound_…

My uncle is disgrace to our kind, willingly defying the gods will bring only pain."

"My inability to walk usually brings on some mocking, a mistake that only happens once."

{{ I could send you a starter if you wanted or we could plot soothing out, whichever you prefer. c: x.com/OuiCestElle/st…

I will become greater than any of my brothers and one day all will fear my name, the gods will see to that."

"My brothers may deny it but I know I'm their favorite, why wouldn't I be? I'm a good person to be friends with."