For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

*breeds you* (as a friend)

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

“you order this and I’ll order that and we can try both” is really the only way to go out to eat

🌈🚨Last pride free giveaway! 🌈🚨 Winners will receive the rainbow jock, shorts, and thong. To enter just retweet and you must be following this account. 3 winners will be drawn on Sunday! Good luck and happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈

I am a machine that runs on Coke Zero and c*m and I’m all out of Coke Zero

Found my plaything totem

We finally know who wins between @kingbay and Blobarella

Do you think she’s gonna get mad at me for getting the unauthorized TikTok shirt

me getting up for a midnight snack

🚨🎃 Jocktober FREE GIVEAWAY🎃🚨 3 Winners will receive 4 free jock straps of their choice. To enter, simply retweet and you must be following. Winners will be drawn Sunday 10/13. Good luck! 🎃

Tony hates me

JOE REPOSTED THIS I'M SCREAMING #AgathaAllAlong