Here’s something...Grumps: I don't like... youtu.be/jbetPUt_bXs via YouTube

Sideburns Monday! 5 for $25, email me your address: bruceforman@ yahoo

Sounds good son...unless you plan to get paid or get laid!

Considering holding auditions for a side hustle...

When you're over 50, you shouldn't have a roadie older than you...

Fun: the new unhappy!!!

No fading star category in DB? How about recognition deserving wider talent?

Practicing in public...playing in private, thanks Facebook!!!

I could've shopped for more gear, but I decided to play...what a cheap ass loser...

A most impressive and astonishing display of geekitude...too bad I don't have the clothes for it...

Enough with the humbragging...or is bragble?

There's only six #s...shouldn't there be a limit on six hashtags?

Ever notice that drum booths look like a penalty box at a hockey game?...

Is Lady Be Good related to Johnny?

What about SnarkBook...where you can make sarcastic comments on posts and everyone knows you're joking?

Note to kids: If you're excited, notify your face

Can't believe that out of a million sperm, you were the fastest?!?

Happy Hanakwanzaamas!!!

Can we have a holiday contest for most celebrity mentions per word? (Jesus counts)

Martinis are like women’s breasts, one is not enough and three is too many