Looks like the last thing I did on tour was pick up a cold 🥲 but we are finally home and I am finally in a bed!!!!!

Finally headed to the airport! This week is for rest and packing and and appts and settling back into work and mostly just rest

Been happening since I was a kid in the 90s and we had sky dancers and mine ended up in the roof of our house

I realized I’ve tweeted almost exactly this like eight times before but guess what mimi doctor’s stop calling more often than dates

Doctor finally gave me an appt to start investigating if I have PCOS, a hormone deficiency, abnormally early menopause, or just a different mystery autoimmune disease! 🥳

We finally got a beautiful sunny day in Vancouver, how PRETTYYYYYYYY

If they can do this shit they can fix my migraines AND YET

I literally have a sore throat from screaming HONK at Bathilda Backshots last night during a game and then continuing to scream BATTY IM HONKING when she couldn’t hear anyone in the chaos of other people making other animal sounds too, just in case you wanna know how her show went

An actual quote from a drag show we went to last night where I didn’t realize Batty would be actually teaching us things

Oh Vancouver you have just been so so lovely to us, I absolutely adore you

Home tomorrow, settling back into my day job, one week til I’m finally back with my gf, I will be thinkng about absolutely nothing else for the foreseeable future

As a vulnerable kid, I lived on the edge of a forest where we had semi-regular bear sightings and had to be taught bear safety at school. As a grown adult capable of defending myself, I lived in a city and worked in a male dominated industry.

Guess where I got attacked?

Hell I’d pick TWO bears be so for real

I need my back broken and rearranged (not a euphemism)

We went to Mt Seymour in North Vancouver today and it was so beautiful 🏔️

ONLY ONE WEEK TIL I FINALLY SEE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I AM

Oh no

Coming home and taking off my bra and putting on a giant tshirt is actually the best feeling in the whole world

Jamie just said “omg you!” and fucking showed me this

A drag number to murder on the dance floor rewritten to be about hydration and it’s me and my favourite purple one gallon water bottle singing water on the dance floor