According to Indian pledge Indians can only marry foreigners

What would be different if Sunday was the new Monday?

Wish bengaluru had some civil engineers too !

My bed and I have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up . #lame #jokes #101

Running late is my cardio .

I dont neednmood ring ; I have a face .

I would lose weight ; but I hate losing.

My math teacher called me average . How mean !

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch . I call it lunch .

They say money talks , but mine just waves goodbye.

I have reached a new level of tired where even my dreams need a coffee break.

I measure my productivity in yawn-per-hour .

Somewhere , a nutritionist is showing my eating habits as a perfect example of what to avoid.

I asked my date what she does for fun , She said "swipe left" .

My goal this year is to do what I believe and believe what I do !

In the silence of our minds, we find the clarity to see the truth as it is, not as we wish it to be. It is only through understanding ourselves that we can understand the world.

Love bite by LAY'S

My mood depends on: a) My salary date b) My crush’s reply c) My IPL fantasy team’s performance Spoiler: all 3 are disappointing. #IPL2025 #IPL #relatable

Breaking: Scientists discover that 98% of Indians screaming "out" before the umpire does… Are actually correct. We don’t need DRS. We are the DRS. #IPL2025 #ThirdUmpireWho

You attacked our tourists. Families. Children. We responded—not with hate, but with precision. #OperationSindoor is not revenge—it's a reminder: we bleed, we grieve, but we do not forget. India doesn’t provoke. But India protects. #JusticeForPahalgam #IndiaStrikesBack