I remember being in Mexico and asking the guy if 10 tacos was a lot 😂

Being able to curse beautifully just means you're part of the Orcusstra.

Day two of not eating poorly.

Getting tired of this stupid little haircut, if I have time I’m going to shave it tonight

When I heard the Diddler news I immediately said this with the correct accent

Remote viewing eh?

the fact this didn't go viral will be my biggest pun failure. i got pun-ked.

Ok. Today is my first day of trying ADHD medication and I feel human for once. Happy even. I hope the side effects don’t cancel this out like most meds do but I’ll monitor my heart etc. but so far

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I could name quite a few in the exact same way but An American Jerewolf in London 🐺 has been an inspiration lately

Making sure I’ve dotted the i's and crossed all the t's so I can possibly get a little tonight

Very good

Legends

For the older cats: Do you remember getting your ass busted by answering machines? I remember in high school my step mom playing me a message of me arranging to sell lsd to someone 😐

Johnny from In a Violent Nature really got his steps in, an inspiration for us all

What the hell is a Letterboxd!??

I’m not going to update every day but day two on this medication has me charming the pants off of everyone.