Me defending Britney to my irls rn

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

12 years ago today Lady Gaga performed at SXSW, where vomit artist, Millie Brown, made Gaga into one of her works of art during a performance of “Swine”.

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

You can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. You really have to do it scared.

Maybe I’m bias cause I like chappel but like rich people raise their kids with no manners all the time we do NOT know what happened lol

twas the night before slayyyter

kristi noem’s husband

So, Kristi Noem… you know, Trump’s girl, the one with the guns, the horses, the whole ranch ICE fantasy—mmhmm. Well, her husband is in the news for being a… you ready for this? A crossdresser! *Crowd gasps* Do we have the photo? Can we get the photo up? Oh—! *leans in*

Republican women find a gay husband easier than a gay man can find a gay husband

Byron Noem in the house while Kristi was outside shooting dogs

Kristi Noem’s husband hyping herself up

slayyyter album getting better with every listen

credit karma: “your credit score is 800” car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

This would kill a high enough person

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Damn she play more roles than Eddie Murphy in the nutty Professor.