In calc when teaching the 'min surface area of a can with given vol, of which soln is diameter = ht, I wrote a cat foot company telling them how much they'd save by making their cans taller. Got a letter from the marketing dept telling me a million reasons for the can's design.

buying grain futures on the new cornbase app, good season for nfts (non-fenced turkeys)

Little bit snowy down the driveway today.

Strange juxtaposition

The existence of dry-roasted nuts implies the existence of wet-roasted nuts.

It’s 8° and sunny outside which means it’s officially beers on the deck weather in Ontario! Can’t wait for the several inches of ice to melt off the pool so I can go for a swim.

Last year I quietly tried using GPT-3 to write some of my tweets and they’re still some of my more liked/engaged with. They’re also my absolutely corniest.

I’ve had this car for 6 months and have only put 26km on it.

With spring, all is regenerated, including the humble spark plug.

me: we were there ios autocorrect: we we’re* there me: thank yoy ios autocorrect: thank yoy 😊

Twitter virality favours the dramatic and seems to deepen the extrema of the rhetoric. I wonder how this affects the real outlook of industries with high Twitter saturation (like VC).

It’s actually pronounced gith-ub.

He’s not a Globalist, he’s a Mister Worldwide.

Silphion potentially being rediscovered was not on my 2022 bingo card, but what cool news!

When you time the choke on the John Deere juuuuust right 👌

One of the most on-brand emails I’ve ever received.

big day for compasses