MOMMA!!!!

Behold the future of computing.

All political opinions aside, this offends me aesthetically x.com/potus/status/8…

Why do some people have two thumbs up and others only one?

Why is everybody so smiley?

Checklist for success: 1. Beat the odds 2. Do numbers 3. Remain humble

What a bunch of Hollywood goofs

I am leaving twitter for lent, if something crazy happens let me know via text

I don't tweet enough yo

Dear Spurs Fans: I have 2 tickets for tomorrow's game to GIVE AWAY. Please RETWEET for a chance to win. 5PM deadline! Thank you, -Matt

Go studying. Woooo!

When the exam was nothing like the review material

Sammy is a man now, please treat him as such.

Boiiiii, Manu is the leftie king still

Just lemme know

Happy birthday mi hermano

Thanks Mom for mothering me

Congrats to Sam Linguist for winning best supporting actor at DSM awards, and to Katy Wilson for her nomination for best supporting actress!