We know buddy.... We know

Jon Stewart consults the Declaration of Independence to see if Trump meets the qualifications of a tyrannical king

"I used to see guys sitting at the bar by themselves eating and I used to feel so bad for them and now I realize that dude was in heaven." Not many of us can relate with being on a new team, in a new city, without our family, but many of us can relate to this.

Shams Charania No Epstein arrests from Kash Patel but at least he got Terry Rozier 😤😤

god I hope Jokic gets a triple double tonight

1) Terry Rozier played at Louisville 2) Chauncey Billups played for the Celtics 3) Damon Jones also played for the Celtics 4) This all ties back to the Italian Mafia 5) He’s already been in investigations like this before I swear Rick Pitino has to be a massive part of this

So to recap: • Woody Johnson verbally decimates Justin Fields, blames him for the Jets’ 0-7 record • Tyrod Taylor expected to start • Woody Johnson publicly admits “I’m obviously not a good owner” • Tyrod now OUT, Fields starting The New York Jets. What a football team.

RIP 🐐

Mamdani won in NYC fair and square. But the idea that he’s “the future of the Democratic Party” and that his far-left politics are a model for winning nationwide is ridiculous. He barely cleared 50% in a deep-blue city running against a very flawed candidate. Mikie Sherrill and

And no, you chucklefucks, the Comey persecution was not dismissed "on a technicality." It was dismissed because the government unlawfully appointed Halligan, and thus, the unlawful use of executive power, which conservatives used to care about.

STORRS SOUTH DUB 😤

Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house

The Mets cleaning house two years after appearing in the NLCS has Todd Frazier beyond confused. "Who would want to go there now knowing what they do?"

Should be Mets 1st giveaway 2026

At what point is enough enough for Trump lovers? Like, at what point do you just have to accept the man isn’t who you want him to be, that he’s a bad guy, a life-long con man who got you too? How much more do you need to see from the files that exist/were shown to Libs of

And if you're someone who celebrates this - who thinks Renee Good should have been shot, who thinks Powell should be prosecuted, who thinks Trump isn't bonkers - ask yourself what unhappiness and resentment led you to become a person your parents and kids will be ashamed of.

Hey look at this box from the man who sent us the 1st ever box! The new head coach of the UCONN HUSKIES Jason Candle sent us this package and it is awesome! Good luck in your new gig with UConn Football Coach Candle and GO HUSKIES!

Jon Stewart on the disconnect between Trump excusing J6 protesters and MAGA condemning Renee Good

Elon showing up at the Tesla HQ tomorrow