Them - So Colin, it's almost Halloween. Are you planning anything to upset that horrible bitch who lives next door to you? Me -

Pour homme

Gm!

Yes

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I have just witnessed a murder

Romance is alive and well!

My friends, asking me for financial advice

Me at 5.15am (I’m the blonde one)

Me, knowing how well my luck runs but remembering I booked a root canal on Friday 13th anyway

GM!

Colin the Crypto Ocelot and i when we discover new memes

My great friend yellow.🍌🍞 is back round for dinner again and tonight I've made surf n' turf

You will NEVER guess what didn’t happen today because my dentists are disorganised bellends….

Plan C it is!

GM!

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It’s just unreasonable at this point