Here's the teamsheet for tonight's game and we are absolutely furious because Sydenham have fielded their players to spell out "SRFC ARE SHIT". We know this for a fact because Dane Francis, a striker, is wearing number 3. Hope the league committee throw the book at them for this.

“Roy Keane would fine you if you were even a second late.” “We were training on Xmas Day & there was no sign of Ben Thatcher.” “With two minutes to go a helicopter lands & Ben jumps out in his kit!” 🚁 Brilliant Jonathan Walters story from his time at #ITFC 😂

Would like to thank the players, staff, supporters and sponsors for my time at Felixstowe & Walton Utd FC. All the best for the remainder of the season! Looking forward to the next challenge! #seasiders ⚽️ The Pitching In Isthmian League

Watch out Tom! Sightings (Sept. 23, 2012): bit.ly/UtucSQ via The Post-Star

Naiwo powers SUNY Adirondack past F-MCC (Sept. 25 roundup): bit.ly/PGkAQp via The Post-Star

Great day to be a European - pure quality!

Good luck today - get dome goals and assists@Tom_Debenham

Naiwo leads SUNY Adirondack past Clinton: bit.ly/RexJ2A via The Post-Star

SUNY Adirondack men's soccer ties school record: bit.ly/QNnlBf via The Post-Star

SUNY-Adirondack improves to 13-1: bit.ly/P4uRJJ via The Post-Star

Made relevant calls tho McCarthy is a virtual certainty to be next #itfc boss. Still trying to track down Holland's precise role. Stay tuned

Just had Mick McCarthy at the door - yes he is my worst nightmare!

This is Mette Mynderup, Operations Manager at MASH London

Full house!

Breakfast on the Thames

Doncaster goal is a must see!

0ffer.0ffer.in/tabatha Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down.

tom

A row machine that actually moves around the gym. tunblur.tunblur.in/kristie

sawz.sawz.ru/bobby The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier.