Look, we *just* had an election. Can we maybe take a *short* break from the compulsive political posting? Why don’t we all try to find new hobbies for a little while?

The aroma associated with discovering a freezer has failed is the worst. 🤢🤮

What if instead of arguing on social media, we met in a school gym and went at each other with pool noodles instead?

Took my ADHD meds on a totally empty stomach. Now I feel like I could wrestle a bear while organizing my spice cupboard alphabetically.

The kid is now playing Ween songs on his acoustic guitar. Right now, it’s this one… bad Mexican accent and all. How did my kid get this weird/cool?! Cinco de Mayo for the win. youtu.be/uv-gT9lNa1g

I try do equal labour around the house and in parenting, emotional and otherwise, but also demand to be equal in setting standards and priorities. Women have a lot of social conditioning to let go of, too.

In the last few years I’ve developed an awful histamine reaction to all forms of alcohol. An instant snotty, itchy mess. How am I supposed to let someone get me drunk and take advantage of me now?!?

If I had a nickel for every astrophysicist I’ve met since I moved to Keremeos, I’d have nearly a dollar.

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.

When somebody tells you they hung out at The Haçienda in Manchester back-in-the-day, you’re clearly in the presence of someone cooler than most of the people you’ve ever met.

I have epic neighbours.

Microsoft CoPilot is pushy to the point of feeling like a clingy ex. I’m sorry, MSFT, you’re not getting pity sex out of me.

Less than two weeks until my 50th birthday. DM me if you want to be invited. :)

Since it’s my 50th birthday next week, give me your most unhinged suggestions on what I could do for my “mid-life crisis”.

Say it with me, friends: The ends don’t justify the means. They never have, and never will. Allowing yourself to think otherwise is how you lose your soul and moral centre, piece by piece.

America: "We're doing all we can" Also America: "We can't do a general strike, I would lose my dental benefits"