cut my pants into pieces now it's a pair of shorts

According to Spotify Wrapped my wife’s listening age was 63 and mine is 68… problematic age gap???

Spotify Wrapped glitched and didn’t post my end of the year message so here it is:

Alice and I had a baby! We are thrilled to be parents and hope you’ll cut us some slack if we’re busy with baby things.

who are the other two

Me, newly a father: “the enshittification of these diapers NEEDS to be studied”

Having a merry Christmas with Alice and I planted on the couch and a baby arms open compressing my chest🎄Happy Holidays from the Bowmans 🎁

Can’t believe it’s been a year! Thanks for supporting Bowmanstuck!

🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟 "I Want to be a Normal Girl" SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, THE HEIGHTS START WUTHERIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP WUTHERIN'

Can’t believe it’s already been a year!

This video is basically like being at our wedding youtu.be/nl0279T3h2k

as a new father here’s the hot new trends I’ve noticed with gen beta: - being bald - wearing diapers - saying goo goo ga ga

jeez, this baby! it’s one BOTTLE after another 🍼

mixed group of people at a cafe, one of the girls is like "ive been doing hot yoga and drinking this green smoothie and ive never felt better" and a guy goes "yeah i feel you ive cut out all seed oils and my sperm count is higher than ever"

オリンピックなので、カラスもスノーボードに出場。

I’m in the soundtrack with a bunch of other talented musicians. Wishlist on Steam now!

Frumious Bandersnatch BRUTALLY outgrabed by Jabberwock. Callooh! Callay!