My condolences.

Lewd accounts finding this acc after years of being inactive

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... .. Without needing something in return?

..Not money? Just-- A bottle of Cola?

Not many people do things for free. Especially this. The confusion is bound to be natural. Let alone distrust.

..Hm. What's she good at in particular? She can at least respond to that, right?

Your wish has been granted, farewell. #DragonBall

Ask her out???

Step one: Ask around people who know her. Step two: Figure where she usually is. Step three: Approach. Step four: Woo her and win. Simple as!

....... Did I. Walk in on you doing something important, or—

Waking up ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕟 𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕫𝕒 in this manner.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE CONFESSION AND KISS SCENE OF THE BEST SLOWBURN SAPPHIC SHIP EVER

No way to to do that. Least, not in an efficient way. Either a cold bottle of water, or delicious Popsicles. Pick one.