"My arms are lower than any other rider, therefore I must be the most aero". Sorry Cadel, it doesn't work like that. You just look goofy.

Hey Froome, Bernard Hinault is telling you to attack. Lemond says to sit in and help Wiggins.

I bet it was Tony Martin who threw tacks all over the road. "Make fun of me for flatting, I'll show you!" #fb

"A tack attack!™" I'm trademarking that right now so if any French newspapers want to use it tomorrow they have to pay me.

Just saw Jonathan Vaughters do an interview. Couldn't hear him talk but I bet he said "I have to go, it's been almost 3 minutes since my last tweet"

Today's stage of the tour will be only slightly less boring to watch than yesterday's.

After spending more than 10 days away from his brother, Frank Schleck began eating massive amounts of ice cream. Needed help w/ weight gain

You would have stomach troubles too if you had an ass just below your mouth and nose.

I would say that Wiggins owes Froome a beer, but it's so much more than that. He should at least be able to have a crack at Wiggins' wife.

As soon as he sheds his BMC Jersey, Gilbert starts riding like a champ again. Hmmm

Congrats Marianne Vos on your silver medal. #toosoon?

It's nice that every once in a while NBC will interrupt commercials and feel good stories with a couple minutes of cycling.

Team pursuit finals on. Great Britain vs Australia. Cops vs robbers.

What's the difference between me and Lance? Neither of us has ever won the Tour de France, but I still have both my testicles.

"The steaks have never been higher!!" Man excited about eating his first steak dinner on an airplane in mid flight.

I wonder if they made Levi stand on blocks like Tom Cruise does to make him appear taller in The Levi Effect movie.

@jackieblackaday Walking already? Damn, step it up human babies!

@CX_Stig Don't you dare try to take away my coffee! It will not end nicely for anybody.

In Wiggins defense, the reporter was checking for signs of a concussion and asked him how many Tours he had won.

I don't know about you, but the next time I go to buy a few windmills it's not going to be from the Exergy Development