THIS

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

Okay I’ve found the best trans pride flag

Every bank holiday costs the economy £2.4 bn

Buckle up. It’s going to be a year of a week.

Once a mouse ran right across my apartment floor and my response was to say to it in an outraged tone, “absolutely not”

I will be declaring a State of Emergency for New York City and the surrounding counties. Heavy rain and potential flooding are expected to affect the evening commute. Employers are encouraged to dismiss employees early. Continue to monitor your local forecasts, and stay safe.

Support your local library. We didn’t buy books when I was a kid — public resources like this fed my appetite for knowledge.

Do they make a toaster big enough

New classics podcast. Two women talking about intellectual things that matter to them (and having a laugh every now and then)

jackson hole is coachella for the fed

Moving in nyc really reminds you that most supers are stone cold killers.

Today is the fourth straight day with a 10/10 rating, bringing the seven-day average weather rating in NYC up to 9.71. This is *by far* the highest seven-day average weather rating since we began issuing ratings in 2021.

My 40s represented in a tweet.

babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse

waiting for the cvs employee to come unlock my deodorant

I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"