Danger: slippery when wet

The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I'm spending the whole day with this angel. What could be better?

Me looking up guiltily from a copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover

A Skirt-hitcher’s Guide to Under-Table Hand Placement

Ass Monday featuring the ever stunning Claude Love 💜 📷 AT Glamour London

Ass Mondays, everyones' favourite day of the week

Surprise your followers with facts about you: ◦ I once got lost up a mountain and nearly died ◦ I have three masters degrees ◦ I'm a voracious carnivore, but can't stand cheese ◦ I have grade 8 in recorder ◦ I have a weird allergy: my lips react to certain fruits

Smile or pout? 👄🫦

The sexual tension between me and all American accents

Guys, what's stopping you dressing like this 24/7?

I'm a simple girl with simple tastes: dinner, discussion and debauchery.

Never have I seen something sum me up so well before

Enjoy the long weekend with a long hard look at this! 💜

Posting this to make your Good Friday great 📸 @selfish_ports

Big bath. Bouncy butt.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner should slide into my inbox.

True friends stab you in the front...true lovers appreciate you from behind 📸 @curvy_ivy_grace

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